As evidenced by the following (sung to the tune of "Found a Peanut"):
"Poopsie heinie, poopsie heinie, got a poopsie heinie binks,
Got a poopsie little heinie, and my heinie, really stinks"
Wee Jack thinks this song is the last word in modern music. I could not agree more.
(To those of you who will have occasion to use this song, heinie is pronounced "high-knee". I am nothing if not helpful)
(Also, I would appreciate being credited)