I had no idea that being pro-creative would leave me feeling so uncreative. After all, everyone loves a pregnant woman so this opportunity to blather on endlessly about myself should be one I'm taking more advantage of.
But, alas, I feel so bored...and so boring. I thought about starting a "bump watch" photo series but Angelina Jolie I ain't. I'm working a more haggard look as opposed to a glowing one. Which, I'm sorry, is extremely effing unfair considering alcohol has not passed these lips in forever and I'm down to only a couple of cigarettes here and there. Pregnant or not, my skin should be flawless at this point!
Yes, I am having the occasional cigarette. Before anyone starts lecturing let me remind you that our parents generation mainlined nicotine AND vodka while pregnant and most of us turned out okay (except for those of us who are voting socialist this election). And no, the amniotic sac does NOT fill with smoke when you inhale...that would be the lungs of the person actually smoking the cigarette.
This is actually pretty late for me to be up...time to log off and see if DeGrassi: The Next Generation is on the N. Free advice: do NOT start watching this show. It is an incredibly addictive teen drama (set in Canada, isn't that weird?) that makes you a)thank the Good Lord your high school days are behind you and b) wish you could go back and do it all again, only different, damn it!