I know the two of you that read this blog are depressed by my recent lack of updates. But no worries, I'm back!
So, have you ever had one of those nights where you think you are so brilliant and funny and charming that your utter adorableness transcends the 18 beers you've drunk in a 3 hour period? Well, me either, but just in case YOU personally have, I has advice for you.
Nobody is really thinking about you. If they are, their thought process goes something like this: "Hmm, this screaming drunk person is talking to me. I wonder what they think about me?"
So rest easy. I got your back.